Bobby arrives at Crista's trailer, where she pushes him off the steps. Bobby claims that he got injured and it would concern her. He asks Crista for her help by participating alongside him in a celebrity triathlon for charity: restless leg syndrome. Crista turns him down, and Bobby calls her fat for doing so. Crista and Bobby head to the beach to train for the triathlon by swimming out in the ocean, biking, and running. Bobby questions Crista about her skin, implying she is pale and adding that she could fry ants with her torso. Bobby later reveals that he has a thing for vintage clothing. Crista and Bobby head out into the ocean but decide to turn back because of the freezing waters. Both decide to sport wetsuits to help them swim and prevent them from freezing as fast, but have a difficult time fitting Bobby into his. The pair finally makes it into the water, where Bobby struggles and tries to doggie-paddle but ends up drowning. Crista tries CPR but is too scared to perform mouth-to-mouth, let alone touch him. Bobby wakes up and forces Crista to make out with him but she slaps him instead. The two come to terms that swimming won't cut it when a man walks by and drops money in Bobby's cup. Crista and Bobby instead decide to sit out by a lamppost and collect donations for "Out of Shape Actors for Restless Leg Syndrome."
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